This is Wrong on So Many Levels

It started with this:

Which lead to this:

To be honest, I’m not so much offended by the cover of Time as I am embarrassed for the poor kid who will be haunted by this picture for the rest of his life. Can you imagine what his friends at school will say?

UPDATE: Apparently the kid is home schooled. But… still.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Apparently that’s not his mom, just an actress, making this kid the smoothest operator since Squints made out with Wendy the Lifeguard.

FINAL UPDATE: There’s are some things in this blog that aren’t entirely accurate.